Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Is Corruption Integral to the 'Intellects' of the Conservative Movement?

Do you remember the "no free lunch" cliché about which was yammered on and on by the Conservaliars brethren for so long? Turns out that they were right. There is no "free lunch" associated with anything that followed the institution of their policies.

I'm writing today about the great gobs of moolah and hate talk that have gone into financing the spread of the G O P (Give Over Pardons) virus. Did you know that

Teenage pregnancies and syphilis have risen sharply among a generation of American school girls who were urged to avoid sex before marriage under George Bush’s evangelically-driven education policy, according to a new report by the US’s major public health body.

Won't it be fun to have the Palin Mommy to kick around in 2012, while carefully not mentioning the results of her children's behavior being heavily influenced by these policies?

My buddy Bad Tux, the worried-about-the-"can't-do"-American-spirit penguin, has a few choice words for those of you on that team.

your Party commissars on Hate Radio, Chairman Rush and his Little Green Book that tells you what to think, and so forth, says that this nation's reeking carcass that can't even make its own underwear anymore is the world's greatest nation so USA! USA! USA! Yeah right. Go eat some more fried foods from Wal-mart and get your only exercise by clicking the TV clicker and kill yourselves with your unhealthy "lifestyles", already. You're a wart, a blot, a disgrace to what America once was and perhaps some day can be again, and if you had one speck of morality in your feeble-witted "brain" you'd go out back behind your house with your favorite handgun that you stroke every day while masturbating to Glenn Beck's demented cry-fest and put a bullet through your head. But of course your piggish waddling self is never going to do anything like that, because that would require that you admit you've run this once-great nation into the ground with your sickening cry of "can't, can't, can't", and your Party commissars on Hate Radio tell you that's not true so you'll never admit it.

Mike the "Extremely Irritated but Very Knowledgeable" (MAD) Biologist instructs us about "Corruption (Being) Integral to the 'Intellects' of the Conservative Movement: Why This Matters to Science."

And it does my friends, it surely does. (Emphasis marks added - Ed.)

One of the advantages the conservative movement has is that it can be very lucrative to be a professional conservative, whereas being a professional liberal is rather difficult. There isn't the tight integration of think tanks, conservative magazines, cozy book deals, and the occasional faculty sinecure (e.g., torturer John Yoo) on the left. What keeps this beast fed is money. Last week, Politico described the fickle ideological allegiance of one conservative think tank:

The American Conservative Union asked FedEx for a check for $2 million to $3 million in return for the group's support in a bitter legislative dispute, then the group's chairman flipped and sided with UPS after FedEx refused to pay.

For the $2 million plus, ACU offered a range of services that included: "Producing op-eds and articles written by ACU's Chairman David Keene and/or other members of the ACU's board of directors. (Note that Mr. Keene writes a weekly column that appears in The Hill.)"

The conservative group's remarkable demand - black-and-white proof of the longtime Washington practice known as "pay for play" - was contained in a private letter to FedEx , which was provided to POLITICO.

The letter exposes the practice by some political interest groups of taking stands not for reasons of pure principle, as their members and supporters might assume, but also in part because a sponsor is paying big money.

In the three-page letter asking for money on June 30, the conservative group backed FedEx. After FedEx says it rejected the offer, Keene signed onto a two-page July 15 letter backing UPS. Keene did not return a message left on his cell phone.

Maury Lane, FedEx's director of communications, said: "Clearly, the ACU shopped their beliefs and UPS bought."

This intellectual prostitution is nothing new, as David Johnson describes when answering the rhetorical question, "[H]ow much of what we think of as "conservatism" itself is actually just paid corporate PR?":

I have followed this stuff for some time, and I venture to say that most - not all but most - of what I see coming out of the so-called "conservative movement" appears to have been little more than corporate pay-for-play for many years.

I started thinking about this back when the "conservative" position was pro-logging. Remember how they mocked the spotted owl? (The spotted owl is an "indicator species," or a shorthand way to judge the health of an entire ecosystem.) I wondered why the logging industry was a cause for conservatives, but not the fishing industry, which was greatly harmed by the logging practices advocated by conservatives.

The answer turned out to be that a guy who ran a corporation that had made a ton of money looting S&Ls (how come no one remembers the S&L Crisis?) had bought a lumber company and was destroying all the old-growth redwoods was hooked into (i.e. paying) the conservative movement . . . . And so the "conservative" opinion became that logging old-growth forests was a good thing. Cash payment was the reason for this core pillar of conservative ideology. (The whole thing ended up paying off even more handsomely, probably thanks to more conservative movement backscratching.)

Over the years I have seen one after another example of this use of the so-called "conservative" movement to drive the interests of particular corporations, in exchange for money. We used to see it serving tobacco interests. Now we see it serving oil and coal interests - and right now insurance company interests.

And this isn't limited to conservative think tanks. Conservative 'intellectuals' and leaders shamelessly fleece their own flock:

In fact, of the dozens of organizations for which the Phoenix reviewed recent filings, a great many appear to have very little function other than convincing members of this conservative constituency to send them money (very little of which actually goes to furthering any ideological agenda). On the part of the IRS form where groups are asked to articulate their programmatic achievements, that function is often paraphrased as "educating the public," to justify their tax-exempt status as charitable entities. Other groups tout as their main (or even sole) achievements the number of times their principals appeared on TV or in newspapers.

In some cases, the groups, and even candidates, appear to be shells existing only to perpetuate the flow of money from contributors to the direct-mail companies.

A notorious example is Washington-based Base Connect (formerly BMW Direct), run by direct-mail veteran Kimberly Bellissimo. The company operates sister companies, which are paid to perform the various parts of running the client's direct-mail campaign - production, list purchases, printing, fulfillment, and media. Virtually all of the money Base Connect raises for their client is simply paid to these Base Connect companies, which has led to some public suggestions that it's all a big shell game.

Barely any effort is made to pretend otherwise. Several of Base Connect's clients, like Freedom's Defense Fund and Black Republican PAC, exist only as a theoretical construct - just words on the piece of mail. A Base Connect executive, who serves as those organizations' treasurer, has a standard memo he submits to the FEC, to explain the lack of administrative costs for groups reporting multi-million-dollar operations: "Currently, the committee has neither paid staff nor an office headquarters." That fact is not at all clear in the materials sent to persuade movement conservatives to fund the groups - the mailings give the impression that there is some actual organization behind the name, doing battle against the apocalyptic horrors of Obama and the Democrats.

(Read the rest of the article to find more examples, including the Gingrich-media complex - if you can stomach it.)

There's been a lot of talk with the release of Unscientific America about how to communicate science to the public. But we have realize that this isn't an educational problem, but a propaganda one. To combat that, we need organizations - and they will need money - that can competently knock this propaganda down. I'm not sure that's a role for scientists as much as it is political operatives, since this would go well beyond policy prescriptions. In other words, a scientist could decide to join this effort (and that would be worthwhile), but a scientist could also go to Wall Street (or could have, anyway): this is flat-out political warfare. I'll have more to say about this later this week hopefully.

I certainly hope someone does. Suzan _______________________


Beach Bum said...

Believe it or not I have opened an account with the New Zealand immigration to looking to hauling ass to someplace far away. While I fully support the president I'm troubled that the shit here has gotten too deep and America is a lost cause. When the governor of Texas openly talked about breaking the Union up because like spoiled little children they are mad they lost the election things are getting bad. There is always a nut or two running around but a major elected official of a major party, this is some serious and bad shit.

Top it off with the near feral racists glee other repubs go after the president along with armies of lobbyists swarming around over Congress I ain't too optimistic on the situation.

My nightmare is that Romney, Palin, or the Newt are able to pull the wool over the country's eyes, or fix a win in 2012.

With them figuring the Rapture is about to hit throwing a few nukes around might be fun before we all head to judgment. I'd like to be as far away as possible.

Suzan said...

You have no idea how intelligently I think you are acting. And like a good husband and father to boot. Trying to save your family.

I have a friend in Australian who moved there for the same reason some time ago. He told me the trick was to have a skill/certification that could get yourself employed overseas because they have changed the requirements of emigration due to the huge influx of scared Americans.

Ha. As if we don't know why.

And I hear New Zealand is just the best!

Good Luck!

(Can I go?)

Love ya,